Yesterday's post wasn't the warmest fuzziest post on the block. I decided to lighten things up a little to tell you two of the funniest things I've ever overheard.
1) A few years ago I passed by my manager's office space while she was in a meeting with another of her employees. The only thing I heard was the employee say, "I haven't fallen asleep at my desk again." He said it nonchalantly and so matter of fact, and I got the idea it was a
non sequitir.
2) Prior to the November 2008 general election, I was at a restaurant with my kids and an older married couple. They basically ignored us and had a conversation about a proposal on the Illinois ballot to have a constitutional convention. The wife was talking the ear off the husband and after he responded, she dismissed him by saying, "You don't understand politics. You've never even watched The West Wing!"
What's the funniest thing you ever overheard ?
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I was waiting at the driver's license office for my teenager to get back from the driving test. Another family was standing in line to get an ID card, and the younger boy asked, "Why do they need to see *proof* of your birth? The only way you can get on this planet is to be born!"
that's hilarious Denise!
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