It has been over a year but I have decided to contribute some fragments at the Half Past Kissing Time blog feature called Friday Fragments.
Last week I was doing puppy's reading program with her. She was reading a story about a tiger and I notices she was covering her ears. I asked her why she was covering her ears, and she said, "The scary part of the story is coming up and I don't want to hear it."
The other day she told me a joke she made up. It is actually a variation of a joke most of you should already know. She gave it a nice twist, and really stuck the dismount. So when our co-op newsletter was looking for submissions, I entered it for her.
Here is what my published puppy's joke looks like:
Knock Knock.Who's There?Nobody.Nobody who?Knock Knock.Who's There?Nobody.Nobody who?Knock Knock.Who's There?Nobody.Nobody who?Knock Knock.Who's There?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad nobody said banana?The very same newsletter is having a writing contest. They are giving away a turkey to the writer of the winning paragraph written from the
POV of a turkey explaining why or why not the Turkey should be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner.
Bunny's response:
Hello. I'm Tom the Turkey. I want to be eaten because I am very plump and juicy, My feathers are able to be plucked out real fast. I bet I'd be real yummy! If you eat me for Thanksgiving, I wont bother you anymore.Spider Droid's entry:
Pardon Me!
Dear Mr. President,
Hi. My name is Bill. How are you? You should be fine. Nobody is going to eat you at the end of the month. I am a turkey. Turkeys are not thankful for Thanksgiving. I need your help. Please pardon me!!!!!!! Mr. President you are my only hope of not facing my greatest fear, having my wishbone broken.
Puppy's two cents:
Hello. My name is turkey L3000. The first robot turkey. I do not want to be eaten because I have too many feathers around my robot body.
Those are all the fractured fragments I have for you today. This is a blog hop so hop on over to the other participating blogs.