Recently on a quote to start things off...

"You can't bounce the bounce, if you can't pronounce the bounce" - Tigger in The Tigger Movie (200))

By the next day the master mind had completely solved the mystery  - with the exception of locating the pearls and finding the thief.

from the film Sherlock Jr. (1924)

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl

They'' treat you like the evil, hard bitten criminal scum you are.

Weird Al Yankovic - Don't download this song

 Santa Claus is comin' and the kids are gettin' greedy

It's Christmas time

They know what's in the store      

  Because they've seen it on the TV

It's Christmas time, it's Christmas time

It used to be the birthday of the man who saved our necks

It's Christmas time

Now it stands for Santa Claus they spell it with an X

It's Christmas time

Larry Norman - It's Christmas Time

If at first you don't succeed , don't try sky diving.  Steven Wright

Your patient has become humble; have you drawn his attention to the fact?

Screwtape from The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis

 I see a young boy

Saying He's going to run away.

Deep inside,

It's already happened.

Ronny Dibbern (Grade 8)

From Ten-Second Rainshowers: Poems by young people. Compiled by Sanford Lynne

It’s not supposed to be mysterious or anything; I just put a band together and right now I happen to be the only one in it. 

Mark Heard regarding his "band" Ideola